Monday, January 12, 2009

Positive things about having breast cancer

1. Vomiting is much easier without hair to hold back.
2. I'm becoming an expert at swallowing pills.
3. Chemo-brain is a great excuse for not paying attention.
4. Wigs and sunglasses make it easy to hide from the law, or people you just don't want to talk to.
5. People cook and clean for you, leaving you free to catch up on current events, like the war in Isreal or whether Dr. House will ever sleep with Dr. Cuddy.


I'll add more over time as I feel clever. Maybe I will get a book deal one day. :)

1 comment:

Karen said...

I think you should get a book deal! Remember all the stuff we wrote back in the day. I know you can write!

Oh yeah, I finally mailed your package today. Hopefully you will get it in a few days.